MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not
Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
Can I THROW-UP now!!!?? The moment I read the email I just wanted to cuss him out and perform some bodily harm on his gimp ass. However, the asshole sent that email to my work email address....yup, MY WORK EMAIL ADDRESS!!....why, I don't know, but he did, so I couldn't respond how I normally would to crap like that. All I could say was, "why are you sending stuff like that to my work email address? In fact, why are you forwarding stuff like that at all....it's just full of hate." What I actually wanted to say was, "You racist mother-f*cker, i can't believe you would actually forwarded crap like that. I KNOW you know that a mutual friend of ours is Muslim, and he helped your f*ckin-ass througout college, hell, your dumbass wouldn't have passed without his help, yet you STILL chose to forward that email...you F*CKIN HYPOCRITE! If I see your bitch ass today i'm gonna take this keyboard and shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to use your tongue to forward more crap like that! Btw..it is NOT my "patriotic duty" to forward that....it is YOUR patriotic duty to kill yourself."
Okay, I'm done, I'm calm now. I apologize for the profanity, but I hope you realize that it was called for. This guy has made racist comments in the past about other people, but I always overlooked them., but now I've had enough, and that was simply wrong. I have lost all respect for that guy.
On a lighter note...we had a shit load of people in town this weekend because of Barbecue Fest as part of Memphis in May. In a way its kind of cool b/c there are a ton of people from all over the world that take part in this.
Well, I need to go to sleep. Gnite.
P.S. For those of you that know him, Clay sent me that email.
3 comments:
the funny thing is, is that i knew who did it before it was sent...well, either him or sean (shawn?)
That's unbelievable, but I was thinking the same thing as Johnna...how sad is that...
oh piggie. (clay)
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